I downloaded Grindr again last night and I can already tell it was a big mistake. (censored for the kiddies)
I LOVE YOU
i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
Sometimes you just gotta spank your own ass and be like “oooh”