josephbirdsong:

I downloaded Grindr again last night and I can already tell it was a big mistake. (censored for the kiddies)

I LOVE YOU

bluedogeyes:

Kinky nature (via smbc)

pleatedjeans:

The 90s Guide to Winning an Argument

(Source: websmith)

fuoco-go:

gendertier:

gendertier:

gendertier:

i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE

WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? 

????????

okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg

Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.

Your adventure is beginning, my friend.

te0uan:

strugglingtobeheard:

anothertimesforgottenspace:

worth scrolling all the way up to reblog

Lmao omg

bahahaha best one yet

(Source: applepiesfromscratch)

coochiejuice:

Sometimes you just gotta spank your own ass and be like “oooh”

(Source: blacksparkproject)

veryimportantneopian:

naegajeiljalnaganigga:

I wonder if my neopet is alive

lolz sorry kids

xD

(Source: nocoffeeplease)