oscarstardis:

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

This says so much with so little. The expert editing to the character of ‘Mum’ whose sudden interruption of our protagonist’s enjoyment is both comical and concise, offering a logical narrative development quickly. ‘Mum’ need not address herself as ‘Mum’, she need merely refer to “my car” and we can work out her relation to the protagonist from the previous information we’ve been given. New depths are added by the clear immaturity of our protagonist as she sings about being in her mother’s car before issuing a child-like “Broom Broom”, telling us that she is not ready to be driving her mother’s car, so perhaps we don’t want her to win in her objectives. This also  creates a plausible explanation as to why ‘Mum’ doesn’t want her daughter in her car, turning the mother figure from a one-dimensional antagonist to a fully-formed character in her own right. And finally the small, underplayed, “aww”, which, in its lack of surprise and tone of dull acceptance, forces us to speculate that this isn’t the first time our protagonist has experienced this twisting narrative. We are always held back from our dreams. We always repeat our mistakes. But life continues nevertheless. Broom broom. Broom broom, indeed. 

(via christyholl)

i am UNFIGURATIVELY SCREAMING vine video lolz DYING omg

comedian: *makes offensive joke about serious topic*

public: *outcry*

comedian: um as comedians it's our JOB to make you laugh about this horrible thing

public: ... *zero laughter*

comedy

did-you-kno:

Police officers in Thailand are forced to wear a pink Hello Kitty armband if they break the law or rules of duty.
Source

using femininity as a form of punishment
how are they meant to think about young girls?

did-you-kno:

Police officers in Thailand are forced to wear a pink Hello Kitty armband if they break the law or rules of duty.

Source

using femininity as a form of punishment

how are they meant to think about young girls?

misterracoon:

roachpatrol:

yeah seriously tell us how wizardry’s done in the new world tell me how the wizards from france and spain and britain stamped out the brujos and the medicine men and set up their own schools tell me what the fuck the british raj did to fucking india because the patel twins are going to school in scotland and what are they told about their history, tell me about native american kids learning to say wingardium leviosa with hate in their hearts and tell me about wizarding rabbis bickering about whether you can use potions on the sabbath tell me about the slaves on their ships with their wands broken, mouthing curses in the dark tell me about the runaways that made it with garter snakes wrapped around their wrists that told them when they tasted dogs in the distance, tell me about the underground railroad and abolitionists with unbreakable vows and home-spun invisibility cloaks and disilusionments, using obliviate, using imperio, knowing that they served a higher justice, tell me about what happened to black wizards in the fifties, about what gates they were storming in the sixties tell me about queer wizards taking love potions every morning in their coffee to stay married to their husbands and their wives because what else could they do?

the world only begins and ends with straight white christians if you don’t bother looking any farther than that and too many people don’t and i am tired, tired, tired

Oh. 

(via genderblinditem)

harry potter perspectives

"All the broken hearts in the world still beat
Let’s not make it harder than it has to be
Ohh, it’s all the same thing
Girls chase boys chase girls chase girls chase boys chase boys chase non-binary people chase girls chase non-binary people chase non-binary people chase boys and some people chase no one"
- Ingrid Michaelson’s “Girls Chase Boys” updated so that it’s not harder than it has to be

FIXED IT queer lgbt ingrid michaelson girls chase boys lyrics